:: Quote Book
Gordon - “It’s got to that part of the day where you’re reading the same paper for the fourth time!” - Gordon (Summer Camp 09)
Norman - “They can put a man on the moon, but they’ll never explain Chase the Ace” - regular
Norman - “Come on, it’ll put ‘airs on yer chest like barbed wire” - regular
Gordon - “Why is Norman’s van parked at the side of the motorway?”
Si - “Don’t know, have you stopped to help”
Gordon - “No”
Spring Camp 09
Bentley ‘Pentley Broctor’ Proctor - “I’ve made a pent teg”. - Spring Camp 09
Gordon - “Was Father Christmas in the bible?” - Bramhope 08
Gordon - “Have we got the big giant pushball or the little one?” - Bramhope 08
Gordon - “Is he a girl?” - Bramhope 08
J. Cain - “We’ve got two bunches of grapes, some green ones and some blackcurrant ones” - 29.09.07
Carl - “Norman, your snoring sounds like a pig truffling at the back of the tent” - 29.09.07
Norman - “Which leaders are helping these scouts build these giant cranes?”
Gordon - “There’s no point asking me, I’m no good at orienteering!” - 21.09.07
Gordon - “The pop tastes weak because all the pop has floated to the bottom” (or has the water sunk to the top?!) - Summer Camp 07
D. Fowler - “Will London still be open today, as it’s raining?” - Summer Camp 07
Alastair - “Have you got any popadoms?”
Frank - “No, I always walk like that” - Summer Camp 07
Carl - “Norman, ask Frank to bring some batteries with him”
Norman - “Two A4 ones?”
Carl - “Shuffling these cards is like shuffling weatabix… this ace has been passed that many times it’s like a slice of bread.”
Carl - “Letting you play cards is like putting a combine harvester on the M6″
Scout - “What’s the Capital City of the Euro?”
Scout - “I’m sure Wellington is the currency of Ireland”
Carl - “Playing cards with you lot is like playing with them men wearin’ lecky bobcaps… bzzt” *does a silly dance*
“Simon, I can assure you this smoke machine won’t affect the fire alarm” - Michael ‘DJ Ray-von’ Pagett about six seconds before the fire alarm went off
“Can a man with a beard tell a bare faced lie?” - Frank
“Keep your face straight and we’re lauging” - Frank
“Accidentally on purpose…” - Frank
“Q. What’s the commonest owl in Britain?
A. the teat” - Frank (now that confused ‘em!)
Scout - “Fraaaaaank, have you got…”
Frank - “No, but I’ve got a sister works at the gas board if you wanna meter!”
Scout - “Eh?”
Norman - “And if you like, you can keep the rabbit’s skin…”
Scout - “Is it waterproof?”
Norman - “Well is a rabbit waterproof?”
Simon’s weekend away at Tawd Vale
“Well I haven’t actually *LOOKED* at the accomodation, but I’ve been told it’s OK”
“What the heck is it meant to be???” - The lads, on seeing the ‘building’ we were staying in
“It looks like a left over from ‘Dad’s Army’” - The Leaders, on seeing the ‘building’ we were staying in”
“Put the rat out on yer way back lad” - Carl, just about summing up the state of the building!
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By Steve, December 26, 2010 @ 1:05 am
Great website!
I have no idea how i got here though!
By Joanne Whittle, June 7, 2011 @ 10:05 pm
Padge you for the famous summer camp leader v ventures(explorers!) volley ball match “WE’VE GOTTA BOUNCE” lol